Tainton High-speed Masturbation Marathon — Tara
One of the favorites to win was local cycling legend, Sarah Lee. Lee had years of experience racing on the international circuit and was known for her fearless attitude and lightning-fast reflexes. As she approached the first jump, the crowd held its collective breath. She soared through the air, her bike flying beneath her, and landed with precision, her speedometer reading a blistering 40 miles per hour.